Why Should You Listen to a Pudgy Kid and “Recovering CPA” for Fitness Advice?

Why should you listen to a “recovering CPA” for fitness advice? How can a pudgy grade school kid, a kid who avoided the high school and college weight room like The Plague, help you navigate the food and party frenzy that awaits almost all of us in the next two weeks?

Am I’m the right person to get you to the other side of New Year’s Day without the usual regrets? No weight gain? Minimal stress and anxiety?

Short answer, yes.

Longer answer begins with a question.

What have you tried in the past?

  • If you’re tired of not knowing how to handle the stress…
  • If you’re resolved to “do more” for your health and fitness over the next two weeks…
  • If you’re planning to starve yourself all day long, stuffing yourself at the holiday parties, coming out the other side feeling fatigued, bloated, gaining weight, and feeling completely deflated…

… you should listen to me.

 

I’m a regular guy. Comfortable behind a desk. In front of a computer at the local coffee shop (like now). Actually kinda nerdy.

I’m not training for marathons or triathlons. I’ve run one 5K. I hate to run. I’m not a gifted athlete. I’m not a lifelong fitness fanatic.

Did I just describe you? That’s okay!

  • If you’re concerned about your health…
  • If you can’t stand the way you look in your body (or the way you look in your clothes)…
  • If you’re worried about what your doctor has told you…
  • If you can’t stand your aches and pains…

That’s okay. There’s a solution. And it’s simpler than you think.

Let’s be clear. I’m not a doctor. Don’t even play one on television or on stage. Or YouTube!

But I can help you make your doctor happy with what you’re doing for yourself.

Curious?

Click the link to the right. Name your own price. Get it for as cheap as a  buck. You’ll be glad you did.

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